Pill Organization: What you need to know.
Pill Fob. A fob for pills.
Letters to America's Drugstore
Dear Dear Walgreens Readers:
“Pill Organization” is a choice under the drop-down “Medicines and Treatments” tab on the Walgreens homepage. I’m just saying… That’s kind of specific.
OH MY GOD WHY IS MY BIRTHDAY ALREADY OVER?
*whine* *whine* It’s a Hello Kitty pinata!! *whine* What 25-year-old doesn’t want this business going down at her ultra-hip, in-no-way-is-the-nostalgia-desperate-or-depressing, the-years-aren’t-slipping-helplessly-away-what-are-you-talking-about birthday shindig? SHE’S SO EFFING CUTE.
Dear Walgreens:
Maybe you should post signs that say something to the effect of “Crazy People: do not disturb others waiting in line near you. They would not like to discuss your purchases of candy orange slices and Dr. Scholl’s shoe inserts with you.”
Dear Cheapskates:
Need to reconnect with an older, unmarried, possibly overweight lady this week? Might I suggest that you stock up on Maxwell House’s International Coffees, because they’re only $2.99 this week. Maybe you could drink them together while watching Glee?
California Walgreens will start selling fresh foods such as sandwiches, soups, and wraps.
“Oh gross” says humanity.
Dear Walgreens:
I wish I felt safer walking through your parking lot after dark. Maybe employ sweet old ladies to walk us to and from our cars while telling us their great depression / war bride / surviving their hippie teenagers during the 60’s stories?
Dear Cheapskates:
OMG OMG OMFG the Topsy-Turvy upside-down tomato planter is BOGO at Walgreens this week! Now you can grow twice as many tomatoes! Aren’t you freaking stoked?
We on Urban Dictionary, Fools!
Dear Walgreens: You Need to get this Weird Japanese Cooling Spray
The ladies at The Hairpin do not fail. This time they show us the coolest shit I’ve ever seen in my life—cooling spray in a can. Are you listening, Walgreens? We can’t let ‘Murrica come in second to the Land of the Rising Sun. Start carrying this, please. I need a sizzling, cooling sensation on my skin right the eff now.
